Friday, August 27, 2010
LOL here is the dumbest IDEA EVER
Just planting the seed of ideas into our conciousness guise. who else thinks that if boobs isnt supported by the chocolate and things like ham are pressed we should organise cabbage and take the thing from the shelf. all we need is access to the faculty that house the "boobs" of the firefly and people who know how to manage them.
sup
I'm going to go out drinking with this one chick from highschool this saturday. I'm going to show her around my town (los angeles) and get drunk at a bar. I want to fuck her but here is the problem...She lives 40 minutes away, so driving all the way back, just to fuck her at her place doesn't seem to be all that smart...But I can't take her to my place because I have family staying (Fucking will cause too much noise).
So the last option seems to be a hotel/motel, and car being the last option. And my question to you is, what are some good ways to lure drunk girls to a hotel/motel after drinking??
So the last option seems to be a hotel/motel, and car being the last option. And my question to you is, what are some good ways to lure drunk girls to a hotel/motel after drinking??
OH man these knives are so awesome
You wake to find yourself in a plain room with two doors opposite each other and a note on the table. Reading the note, you find that you have been selected for a scientific study into human psychology.
The note tells you that the experiment takes place over the next 20 years, and you may not leave until that time is up. It tells you to press button A to open room A or B to open room B. By opening one door, you permanently lock the other door. By pressing both buttons simultaneously, you permanently lock both.
Behind door A is a hemispherical room with radius twice your height, in which you would be constantly observed. If you enter that room, you may request, by speaking into the microphone in that room, to have an identical clone of any person you name or describe brought to you, including real life versions of fictional characters. The clone will obey whatever you command without question. You may switch your clone for another human once every month, but if you want to get rid of your clone you can kill it without any consequences. The clone CANNOT speak. It's like a zombie that can obey basic instructions like bend over, come here, massage my feet etc. The clone comes naked and won't obey any instruction to harm you.
You can also request as many inanimate, NON-ELECTRONIC objects to be brought to you as you want, as long as there is judged to be no way that you could use the item to kill yourself or escape. If you do attempt to kill yourself, you will be sedated and returned to your room, with the items you used permanently removed. (Remember that you can ask to have all the essentials brought to you whenever you want; a bed, meals, drink etc). You will be force-fed if you choose to starve yourself.
The note tells you that the experiment takes place over the next 20 years, and you may not leave until that time is up. It tells you to press button A to open room A or B to open room B. By opening one door, you permanently lock the other door. By pressing both buttons simultaneously, you permanently lock both.
Behind door A is a hemispherical room with radius twice your height, in which you would be constantly observed. If you enter that room, you may request, by speaking into the microphone in that room, to have an identical clone of any person you name or describe brought to you, including real life versions of fictional characters. The clone will obey whatever you command without question. You may switch your clone for another human once every month, but if you want to get rid of your clone you can kill it without any consequences. The clone CANNOT speak. It's like a zombie that can obey basic instructions like bend over, come here, massage my feet etc. The clone comes naked and won't obey any instruction to harm you.
You can also request as many inanimate, NON-ELECTRONIC objects to be brought to you as you want, as long as there is judged to be no way that you could use the item to kill yourself or escape. If you do attempt to kill yourself, you will be sedated and returned to your room, with the items you used permanently removed. (Remember that you can ask to have all the essentials brought to you whenever you want; a bed, meals, drink etc). You will be force-fed if you choose to starve yourself.
Thoughts?
Most atheists believe in God, they just hate him. The correct term is anti-theist. For the ones that don't believe in any religious God, they must believe that the universe is God because if it's not made, it has to be eternal. And what is God? Eternal. Something eternal could only be considered a God.
They'd also be going against science (which is a problem for people who pride themselves as being the "intelligent, rational ones") because it is widely accepted that the universe had a beginning. I suppose us Christians aren't the ony ones who "pick and choose" their facts.
They'd also be going against science (which is a problem for people who pride themselves as being the "intelligent, rational ones") because it is widely accepted that the universe had a beginning. I suppose us Christians aren't the ony ones who "pick and choose" their facts.
Sometimes it just seems too tough
Everyday getting harder and harder untill one day I pop like a cherry.
Sometime I sit here eating cherries until i pop but I just cant take the effort anymore, how does one eat so many when ones heart is so empty, tomorrow I might try eating banananas because at least then I will shit out a giant turd.
If only they would let me eat more urine in class its the best time of my life, sometimes I wish I had a job in the erotic business of janitorial work man I would polish my wood all dayif that was the case
Sometime I sit here eating cherries until i pop but I just cant take the effort anymore, how does one eat so many when ones heart is so empty, tomorrow I might try eating banananas because at least then I will shit out a giant turd.
If only they would let me eat more urine in class its the best time of my life, sometimes I wish I had a job in the erotic business of janitorial work man I would polish my wood all dayif that was the case
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